The team's decision to pour a small nation's GDP into Moore's contract has left fans wondering if this is some elaborate prank. After all, it's not every day you see that much money thrown at a player in hopes that he can catch a pass and not a cold. But the Bears, in their infinite wisdom, have decided that DJ Moore is worth every penny of that $110 million – and perhaps a few more.
While Moore himself is probably pinching his perfectly-conditioned arm to make sure he's not dreaming, the rest of us are left to ponder the sheer absurdity of it all. What kind of cheese-induced fever dream led to this decision? Maybe the Bears are planning to use Moore not just as a wide receiver but also as a motivational speaker for the city's underperforming traffic lights.
So here’s to DJ Moore, now the proud owner of the most expensive hands in Chicago. Let’s hope he can juggle all those millions as deftly as he juggles footballs. And to the Bears, well, good luck explaining this one when the city's accountants come calling.
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