Now, Khabib isn’t exactly known for his subtlety. The Dagestani fighter, who rag-dolled McGregor in a way that made even the most hardened fans wince, was apparently still hungry after choking out the Irishman. Instead of celebrating his victory with a protein shake or some post-fight pasta, Khabib’s cravings took a darker turn. He revealed that during the chaos that erupted after the fight, he really wanted to take a bite out of someone’s heart. Forget “winner, winner, chicken dinner”; Khabib was ready for a more primal feast.
To be fair, the post-fight brawl that ensued was already the stuff of legend. After submitting McGregor, Khabib leaped over the cage like a man possessed, launching himself into McGregor’s corner, fists flying. What followed was a scene that looked more like a medieval battlefield than a modern-day sporting event. But while the world watched in shock, Khabib’s thoughts were apparently on the menu, eyeing up his next meal in the form of some unfortunate soul’s vital organ.
It’s a good thing Khabib’s dietary desires weren’t fulfilled, because the headlines the next day would have been even more surreal. "Khabib Nurmagomedov Eats Opponent’s Corner: McGregor Team Left Heartless" doesn’t exactly scream sportsmanship, does it? But hey, in a sport where blood is spilled regularly, maybe a little cannibalism is just the natural next step. After all, how else can you top choking out your biggest rival in front of a global audience?
Khabib’s admission adds a new layer of darkness to an already notorious fight. As if the sight of a UFC champion diving into a crowd wasn’t enough, we now know that he was one missed opportunity away from turning the octagon into a horror movie set. Perhaps this is what happens when you combine combat sports with a diet plan that’s a little too strict—those hunger pangs can get a bit out of hand.
In the end, Khabib’s appetite for destruction (and apparently human organs) remains unsatisfied, and the MMA world can breathe a collective sigh of relief. But let’s be real: if you ever find yourself across the cage from Khabib, it might be a good idea to keep your guard up—both physically and gastronomically. Because in his world, winning isn’t everything; sometimes, you just need a little something extra to sink your teeth into.
