Politics

Trump Hires Lewandowski—Because Why Not? The Circus Rolls On!

In a move that screams "déjà vu," Donald Trump has re-enlisted Corey Lewandowski, the man who has more lives than a cat, as his campaign manager for the 2024 election. Yes, folks, the same Lewandowski who was fired in 2016, after allegedly roughing up a reporter and generally being... well, Corey Lewandowski. But apparently, in Trump's world, loyalty outweighs past scandals, court cases, and common sense. So, buckle up, because this campaign promises to be just as chaotic, unpredictable, and wil

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Lewandowski, known for his shoot-from-the-hip style and a knack for getting under people’s skin, seems to be the perfect fit for Trump's "win at all costs" strategy. And by "win," we mean "generate headlines, stir controversy, and maybe, just maybe, clinch another election."

But why Lewandowski? Perhaps Trump missed the drama and high-stakes theatrics that only someone like Corey can deliver. Or maybe it's a case of "better the devil you know." After all, what's a Trump campaign without a little chaos?

The political pundits are already sharpening their knives, and the media is licking its chops in anticipation of the inevitable gaffes, scandals, and eyebrow-raising moments that will surely follow.

So, what’s next? Will Lewandowski finally learn to play nice? Will Trump stick with him this time? Or will we see yet another public falling out? One thing's for sure: with Trump and Lewandowski back together, the 2024 campaign is going to be one heck of a reality show—popcorn, anyone?