Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOO!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Deja vu.
Deja vu who?
Knock knock!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do love you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Look.
Look who?
Look through the peephole and find out.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
They sure do!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wah.
Wah who?
It’s-a me, Mario!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-h-o.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wafer.
Wafer who?
Wafer me — I’m coming!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Here are 35 Animal Jokes for Kids:
1. Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.
2. What do you call a tiger that drinks lemonade? A sour puss.
3. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
4. What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
5. How do you get a squirrel’s attention? Act like a nut.
6. What do you call birds falling in love? Tweet hearts.
7. What do you write in a rabbit’s birthday card? Hoppy birthday!
8. What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog.
9. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
10. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
Why do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunder-wear. What was the volcano’s message to the other volcano? I lava you. Why are sports stadiums always cold? Because they’re filled with fans. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield. What is a fake noodle called? An impasta. What does a clam do on its birthday? It shellabrates. How does a vampire start a letter? “Tomb it may concern…” How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring. What did the right eye say to the left eye? Something between us smells. Who is a dessert’s favorite actor? Robert Brownie, Jr. What did the little corn say to its mom? I miss pop corn. What is a ghost’s lover called? A ghoul-friend. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go. What do cakes and baseball have in common? They both need a batter. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese? Moatzarella. What has a head and tail but no body? A coin. Where will you find Friday before Thursday? In a dictionary. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe. Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake. What did the mom flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! Why was the computer chilly? It left a window open. How did the cabbage win the race? It was a-head. What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.
2 Math Jokes For Kids:
What are ten things you can always count on? Your fingers. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else. What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi. Why was the geometry teacher late to class? She sprained her angle. What tool is most helpful in a math classroom? Multi-pliers. What’s a swimmer’s favorite kind of math? Dive-ision. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven, eight, nine. How do you make seven an even number? Remove the S. Which king loved fractions? Henry the 8th. What do you call friends who love math? Alge-bros. Why is the obtuse triangle always so irritated? Because it’s never right. What type of carpeting did the geometry teacher use? An area rug. Do you know what’s odd? Every other number. What tables don’t require any math? Dinner tables. Why should you never argue with a 90-degree angle? They are always right. How does the math teacher plow his farm? A pro-tractor. Never trust math teachers
Title: Seasonal Jokes Delight Kids: A Humorous Look at Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall
As the seasons change, so does the humor! Kids and families alike are sure to find joy in these lighthearted jokes that capture the essence of winter, spring, summer, and fall. From snowmen to seagulls, here’s a collection of puns that will have everyone laughing out loud.
Winter brings with it the image of a snowman’s best friend, humorously dubbed the “slush puppy.” This joke sets the tone for a series of witty one-liners that are perfect for entertaining children of all ages. Moving into spring, strawberries take center stage with a playful exchange that involves jam and freshness. Rabbits and monkeys add to the fun with clever wordplay that is sure to bring smiles.
Transitioning to the warmth of summer, pigs and sheep join the comedic lineup with jokes about bacon and summer vacations in the “Baaaaa-hamas.” Elephants, fish, and ducks also make appearances in humorous scenarios that blend animals and summertime activities. As the season progresses, seashells, sunflowers, and boats all offer their own brand of humor, creating a delightful tapestry of jokes for young audiences.
Finally, fall arrives with a new set of puns that highlight the seasonal changes. Pumpkins, skeletons, and Halloween monsters add a spooky twist to the laughter, while trees and zombies bring a touch of whimsy to the mix. From life-gourd to Count Dracula, these jokes playfully explore the quirks of autumn and the traditions that come with it.
Each joke is carefully crafted to tickle the funny bone and spark imagination in children, fostering a sense of joy and creativity. From clever wordplay to silly scenarios, these jokes offer a playful way to engage young minds and encourage laughter and connection among families.
In a world where news can often be serious and somber, these seasonal jokes provide a welcome respite and a reminder of the simple joys found in laughter. As children giggle at the antics of snowmen and seagulls, parents can relish in the shared experience of humor that transcends age and brings people together.
So, whether it’s a snowy winter day or a sunny summer afternoon, take a moment to share a joke and brighten someone’s day. Laughter truly is the best medicine, and these seasonal jokes are just what the doctor ordered to spread smiles and happiness to kids and families everywhere.
